Finally... its time for yet another time waster post. This time, i will be introducing some really cool (I hope) mini-games that have only one purpose: to help you waste your time. :) Below lies several links that will lead you to the specific game sites. Sadly, I cannot have the games appear directly on my blog. However, rest assure that you are merely a click (or two) away from the virus free games.
One warning though: you might have played the games before and some of these might be rather addictive. :)
First up! Welcome to the world of mining in this game MOTHERLOAD. This game can be quite boring at the start when the only thing you do is to operate a third class "made of tin cans junk" drilling machine. Here you drill and get ores, which you will eventually sell for cash. Objectives are simple... get ores, sell them, buy fuel so that you can drill to get more ores, get upgrades so that your tin can drilling machine can be turned into a machine of the future, and finally drill soooooo deep down into the martian ground (o ya the setting of this game is on Mars) to meet a demon. I have never gotten to this point mainly because to get so deep down requires loads of patience. Thus this game is only for people who are really patient and have soooo much of time to waste. Still, this game can be quite fun because of the multiple challenges present. Experience Martian mining, experience Motherload.
Second up! This strategic role playing game can be really cool. Something like other popular games such as Red alert and Command and Conquer, this game allows you to play the role of a general or commander or emperor... however you see it. The main thing is you get to run your nation, command troops to attack another country, build up your defenses, send spies, go for political talks with your rival counterparts of the enemy nations and more. Objective: protect your country's population or boost your country's population by getting immigrants from your rival's country and destroy the enemies!! Plural because its you against another four countries and to be the ultimate Genghis Khan, you gotta kill everyone in those four countries. Bad point of this game? It will take you some time to really understand this game and be able to play it well. I have completed it once (easy mode).
Third and final game I will introduce for today is a 3d game that involves snowfight. Yes, it may sound rather stupid to you but I assure you that this game is really fun. Lets just say that its something like counter strike, just that its snowballs instead of bullets this time. Objective: be a bad boy and destroy the snowman built by other kids and avoid the snowballs thrown by those kids. You can pelt those annoying smurfs with your snowballs and stun them (I do this quite often just for fun.. Muhahahaha). Challenge- try to complete this game. I did it. :)
As a continuation of the previous post, laugh onwards!
GAY JOKE 5: A teacher taught the subject of sex education to her class. Towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class. One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs.""Very good, William," cooed the teacher. "My mommy had a baby," said little Esther. "Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher. Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation the teacher calls on him. "I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. They all attacked at one time and he killed every one of them with his two guns." The teacher was puzzled, "What does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?" "It'll teach those Indians not to fuck with the Lone Ranger."
GAY MOVIE (6):
GAY JOKE 7: So the other night my wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we’re laying in bed. I looked over at her and, in my sexiest voice, asked her “Wanna have sex?” “No.” She answered. I said, “Is that your final answer?” “Yes.” She replied. So I said, “I’d like to phone a friend.” That was the last thing I remember...
GAY JOKE 8: Little Johnny kept getting into trouble for disrupting his third grade class, seems he was regularly busting out obnoxiouysly loud farts. His teacher kept him after school to have a talk with him and, maybe, resolve the problem. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior, Little Johnny said, “I do it because I can do it better than anybody, and I’m proud of it.” The teacher, in a moment of despiration, says, “If I show you I can do it better than you, will you stop?” Little Johnny agreed and the teacher placed two pieces of paper on the floor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one. Johnny dropped his pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but a tiny little speck of dust off the paper. The teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down and farted but when she was done, there wasn’t a trace of chalk dust left on the paper. Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see her do it again. She was willing and as she repeated the process, Johnny peeked underneath her skirt. “No wonder you won!” he exclaimed indignantly,”you’ve got a Double-Barrel!”
GAY JOKE 9: A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment “RENT FOR APARTMENT.” On the way to the office he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note: “Dear Madam: Enclosed find check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that: #1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn’t any heat, and that it was entirely too large.” Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note : “Dear Sir: First of all, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don’t have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the management. Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.”
GAY JOKE 10: A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says. Little Johnny raises his hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,” he volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked young Johnny to describe the incident. “Well,” he began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! “That must’ve been scary,” said the teacher. “It sure was!” said Johnny. “My kitty raised his back, went ‘Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’… and before he could say “F*ck”, the Rottweiler ate him!”
GAY JOKE 11: Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. “Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!” … the teacher fainted!
GAY JOKE 12: George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word “tragedy.” So, George W. asked the class for an example of a tragedy. One boy stood up and said, “If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy.” “No,” said Bush, “that would be an accident.” A girl raised her hand and said, “If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone on board, that would be a tragedy.” “I’m afraid not,” the President said. “That’s what we would call a Great Loss.” The room went silent. No other children volunteered. President Bush searched the room and asked, “Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?” Finally, way in the back of the room, Johnny raised his hand, and in a quiet voice, he said, “If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, THAT would be a tragedy.” “That’s right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?” asked the President. “Well,” Johnny said, “because it wouldn’t be an accident and it sure as hell wouldn’t be a Great Loss…”
Cheeriox guys!!! This will be the first post of the new year and i know its been kinda long, today being the 13th of January 2008 already, however I have been thinking about what new stuffs to post on my blog and have come up with an idea or two. Firstly, to start a 'new' year on a fun note, I decided upon including some timewaster jokes in this post. Secondly, in the next few posts to come, I may decide to include some timewaster games to play for in my blog. Thirdly, I might be inclined to post a bit more on the movies section because I noticed that I did not do much on this part the previous year. So onward with the timewaster jokes for today..
I have, over the course of my life, classified jokes into several sections. Please allow me to introduce them to you. Firstly, there are the kinds that are naturally funny and really witty and may include everyday comments or remarks. Secondly, there are the lame jokes that are rather funny and as a result, very much welcomed by the masses. Third group of jokes? Easy.. These are the really, really, really lame ones that do not make much sense and always result in an awkward Cheeriox guys!!! This will be the first post of the new year and i know its been kinda long, today being the 13th of January 2008 already, however I have been thinking about what new stuffs to post on my blog and have come up with an idea or two. Firstly, to start a 'new' year on a fun note, I decided upon including some timewaster jokes in this post. Secondly, in the next few posts to come, I may decide to include some timewaster games to play for in my blog. Thirdly, I might be inclined to post a bit more on the movies section because I noticed that I did not do much on this part the previous year. So onward with the timewaster jokes for today..
I have, over the course of my life, classified jokes into several sections. Please allow me to introduce them to you. Firstly, there are the kinds that are naturally funny and really witty and may include everyday comments or remarks. Secondly, there are the lame jokes that are rather funny and as a result, very much welcomed by the masses. Third group of jokes? Easy.. These are the really, really, really lame ones that do not make much sense and always result in an awkward expression from your friends. Resort to the third group of jokes only and only if you want those people to stop being friends with you. :)
So, away with the boring blabble and onward with the jokes... They will be funny, I assure you.
GAY JOKE 1: A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant. In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00.” The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?” “That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…”
GAY JOKE 2: Little Johnny wakes up several nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parent's room. Finally, one morning he says to his mom, “Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you`re bouncing up and down on him.” His mom is taken by surprise and says, “Oh…well…ah…well, I`m bouncing on his stomach because he`s fat and that makes him thin again.” The boy responds, “That won`t work!” His mom says, “Why not?” The boy replies, “Because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work each day and blows him back up.
GAY JOKE 3: A blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey). Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?” Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?” The lawyer looked puzzled. He spent nearly an hour, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls, trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?” Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
GAY JOKE 4: During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: “If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?” Mike replies: “Wait a minute, I’m going for a piss.” The teacher says: “That would be very rude and improper on your part.” Charlie replies: “I’m sorry I need to go to the toilet, I’ll be back in a minute.” The teacher says: “That’s much better but to mention the word “toilet” during a meal, is unpleasant.” And Little Johnny says: “My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner.”
....MORE TO COME. ( I did this in school so will have to finish up next time.. stay tuned...) :)
This is a collection of some beautifully (i feel so) played music taken mainly from movies and games. Hope you guys enjoy them. And maybe you guys can join this site as well.
Finally, the post which I have been longing to write. Counter Strike, one of the earliest games featuring 1st person play involving two sides- the Counter-terrorists and the Terrorists. Beautiful and rather realistic gunplay coupled with above-average graphics make this shooting game one of the all time favourites.
There are three types of mission in CS, namely Bomb defusal or bomb planting at a specific bomb site (depends on which side you are on), Hostage rescue, and escape or assassination of VIPs. Of course, the round can be completed if the opposing side is wiped out as well (hehe i prefer this method). Scores are tabulated by comparing the number of kills, number of deaths and number of team wins. The wide variety of dress codes and weapons, accessories available make this game so much more fun and unique compared to other shooting themed games. View the fun facts of some of the accessories available in the game, courtesy of wikipedia, below.
Dress codes: Counter-Terrorists: Counter-terrorist player skins are based on real-world international counter-terrorist forces. SEAL Team 6 (DEVGRU) – Counter-terrorist unit of the United States of America. Olive drab camouflage, suitable for woodland maps. GSG 9 – Counter-terrorist unit of the Federal Republic of Germany. Cerulean uniform with desert camouflage helmet. Camouflage suitable for urban maps. SAS – Counter-terrorist unit of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Black camouflage and gas mask, suitable for any dark areas or night-time maps. GIGN – Counter-terrorist unit of the French Republic. Navy blue uniform (with a riotsquad helmet in Counter Strike: Source), suitable for urban maps.
Terrorists: Terrorist player skins are based on fictitious terrorist cells.
Phoenix Connection – Terrorist cell formed out of the former Union of Soviet Socialist Republics during its fall. Based in and around Eastern Europe. Dark blue shirt with ski mask and ballistic vest, with winter camouflage trousers. May be mistaken for Counter-terrorist from afar, suitable for urban maps. Elite Crew – Mysterious terrorist cell. Claims to have "world domination" as its objective and is based in and around the Middle East. Green jacket, khaki trousers, moderately suitable for desert maps, but more for woodland and jungle maps. Arctic Avengers – Terrorist cell based in the Kingdom of Sweden. Winter camouflage, very suitable for snow maps, unsuitable for everything else. Guerrilla Warfare – Terrorist cell based in South America and the Middle East. Dressed like a Rambo Impersonator, with a green vest and a red bandanna, suitable for woodland and jungle maps.
The weaponry is based on true weapons made and used in the real world, but the names have been changed slightly in later versions due to copyright issues from the actual maker. Another change would be that various weapons do not really reflect their true capabilities in true life because there was a need to balance the game. Examples include that of the GLOCK 18 pistol which lacks the auto fire mode as present in real life as it would then give the players a potent submachine gun, and the carbine also had its scope removed otherwise a whole load more players would be dying out there in the virtual world.
A fun fact for all CS lovers: spent bullet cases are ejected out of the wrong side of the gun simply because one of the designers was left handed and modeled the weapons being held in the left hand (ooo yea go leftists!) before mirroring this to the right hand, thus explaining the inaccuracy.
Now as usual, enjoy some videos below. The first is a very interesting remake of the movie 300 using CS.
The next video is rather nice to watch because of the screenplay and it just works very much like a movie. Enjoy.
